After Being Approached by His Son’s Dad

President Mo gave the son generously, "You say first."

Mo Zeyang held the drawing board, "Can you buy me such a fish?"

Mr. Mo looked down and drew a corner of his mouth, "Is this a fish?"

"Tiger sharks, Dad said he can catch several small fish like this with one hand," Mo Zeyang quickly drew a glass fish tank on the drawing board with a brush, with a layer of lace on it Today, he asked, you can buy one in the supermarket for 15 yuan. This kind of fish tank, Daddy can afford it without money, "I want to keep it in the fish tank."

Mo Yunqi: "..."

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way Gu Jiayu teaches children!

Mo Yunqi went downstairs, squatting in front of Mo Zeyang, and gently said to him: "Baby, tiger shark is not a fish. To be precise, it belongs to the chordae and lactation. They are highly socialized Animals have relatively stable families. If you want to see them, I can take you to the underwater world. "

The child Mo Zeyang suddenly felt that his dad was very educated and looked like he was a little bit incomprehensible. What society, what group, what door, anyway, the shark is not a fish, he is a bit confused, "That salty fish is not a stinky salted fish?"

Mo Yun narrowed his eyes, smiled and touched Mo Zeyang's head with a smile, and asked gently, "Duan Xianyu?"

"Duan Yanghai, the one who saw you in the evening," Mo Zeyang shook his things out sharply. "A long time ago, when I was about two years old, Uncle Duan said he wanted to be my father Dad said that he ran on the road with hair. Uncle Duan swims in the sea. Without hair, they cannot be happy. "

Mo Yunqi squeezed his small face and praised, "Awesome! Good memory! The body of Duan Yanghai is a tiger shark?"

Mo Zeyang nodded a little head, "I can see what the essence of any kind of monster is, if you don't know it, draw it down and ask Dad."

President Mo touched the child's hand for a while, and felt that this was a bit unreliable, because Gu Jiazheng could not recognize everything right.

"If you do n’t know me next time, draw and find me. I do n’t know and will help you to check the information. If you can, I suggest you make a picture book and draw all the monsters you see in this picture book. Mark his name and type on the page so that if you forget it, you can see it later and check the album. You do n’t have to ask others. "

Mo Zeyang clapped his hands in surprise, "It looks so good!"

Daddy is awesome!

"Will you draw what you know and want to be your stepmother's demon?" President Mo gently touched his son's head without complimenting him. "Zeyang's painting is very talented and must be perfect. Do the work. "

Mo Zeyang's eyes were brighter, her chest was raised proudly, and she accepted this glorious task: "Of course I can!"

President Mo smiled slightly, "Awesome!"

"Daddy, can I be rewarded if I complete the task?"

"Yes, what do you want?"

"Can you help me buy a tiger shark? A tiger shark that can be kept in this glass bottle is fine."

President Mo looked at a bottle the size of the bowl drawn by his son, and drew the corners of his mouth. There was no such a small tiger shark.

Mo Zeyang sighed in disappointment, and patted his father's shoulder with a long heart, "It doesn't matter, I will work hard to make money when I grow up, I will support you."

He looked at the bottle in the supermarket, and he could buy it for fifteen dollars. He couldn't afford it. In summary: his father is really poor!

President Mo: "..."

"Forget it, let's discuss what to eat at night." Mo Xiaozui was desperate.

Mo always calmed his face, as deep as the sea, "eat grilled fish."

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Gu Jiayu went directly to Dong Xin ’s antique shop. Unfortunately, it ’s business hours. Dong Xin has been invited to watch Feng Shui. He has n’t returned yet. Gu Jiayu is sitting at the checkout counter in the other shop. Holding a few bunny essences that Boss Dong picked up in his arms, he called the other side while rubbing, "When are you coming back, I have something urgent for you!"

Dong Xin was obviously busy. "I can't go back right now. What's the matter?"

Gu Jiaxi asked anxiously: "Mo Yunqi's jade is broken. How can I stop the spirit of his body? He is now a Tang Monk. There are already monsters who want to come and catch him. What to do? ! "

"What? You asked me if you were ready for the money when you did it?" Dong Xin's voice was very nice, but that didn't change the fact that he was a wealthy fan. In short, he asked me to work, and no matter who it was, he must talk about money Talk about emotional hurt money. In the words of Boss Dong, this is called material exchange.

Gu Jiayi gritted his teeth. "Give you the money! I will pay you the film immediately, I will give you as much as you want, and wait for me to come to you with money! And, how can I extend Mo Yunqi's life? Demon signs a contract, sharing life? "

Dong Xin smiled and gave him only one word: "Oh!"

Gu Jiayu: "..."

Ay Ya I gi! This biped has a terrible temper!

Dong Xin said angrily: "If this method can be used casually, if I grab a little monster, I can live forever. Do you think there is such a cheap thing? To tell you the truth, it takes 100 years to change humans One year, and this method is detrimental to yin, you don't think so much, he won't die so easily. "

"Wow!" Gu Xiaoyue asked in surprise: "Did you say he was not human?"

Boss Dong gave him a bad temper: "You still have to prepare the consulting fee first! You used to eat my drink and lived with me, and you didn't give a penny! Now you don't pay me back if you make money!"

Gu Jiayu: QAQ

"Did I not buy a watch for you last year?" Gu Xiaoyue's anger suddenly fell to eight millimeters.

Boss Dong: "Get off!" Then haughtily hang up!

Even the guy who looked at the store looked at Gu Jiayu's eyes. He was disgusted. Last year, the boss celebrated his birthday. Gu Yingdi bought a five-year-old toddler watch for the boss on the side of the road, only flashing, no numbers.

Emperor Gu Ying also blew his hair, this is the most unfriendly human biped he has ever seen! He talked softly, and he even scolded him! Gu Xiaoyue was very angry and took away the three sunflowers that Boss Dong raised on the window sill. The little boy who watched the shop chased him so far that he couldn't catch up.

Gu Xiaoyue can run fast!

Putting this strangely-growing sunflower on the window sill, Gu Xiaoyue clapped his hands, patted a layer of dirt on his hands, and he was in a great mood after revenge.

Make you scold me!

I take your flowers away!

Super fierce!

The bunny demon in Dong Xin's shop didn't catch up with Gu Jiayu, and anxiously called his boss, "Boss, Gu Jiayu put you a pot of flowers on the balcony and took them away! That's the one with three heads." ! "

Dong Xin's heart-struck support, "Why did I pick him up in the first place!" It was a big trouble to pick it up, and he couldn't get rid of it. Gu Jiayu came to him whenever he had a problem, and he was more tired than raising a child.

The guy took the opportunity to persuade him, "Boss, then you should not pick up monsters again."

Dong Xin took a look at the long line of goblins that followed him in a row and did not turn into an adult-shaped goblin. He yanked the corners of his mouth. Even if he did n’t pick it up, the smart goblin who likes to go home with him, he could How to do? He is also desperate!

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When Gu Jiayu came back, Mr. Buck had already prepared the dinner. The ingredients used were bought by Gu Jiayu from the supermarket. The main point was that he chopped half the chicken legs. Old Buck made the crispy foxes that both big and small foxes like to eat. Chicken nuggets were unanimously approved by Gu Jiayu and Mo Zeyang: Great!

Drumsticks!

Craftsmanship is even better!

As a sheep who can do household chores and cook more, you are the best!

Mo always didn't eat chicken. One person ate a plate of grilled fish. The grilled outer coke was tender and the surface was coated with a kind of crispy grilled fish.

Gu Jiayu always felt that his elegant eating movement contained very inelegant things.

After eating, Gu Jiayu didn't want to take care of President Mo, changing clothes to take a bath, who let the other party touch his tail!

Mo Zeyang was super interested in the pot of sunflowers on the windowsill. This sunflower looks very beautiful, with brown discs, golden corollas, and most importantly, it has three heads!

All three heads are on a flower neck! Three heads?

Mo Zeyang looked curiously and asked, "Can you speak?"

The pot of flowers didn't move at all, and it didn't look sane.

After seeing the other party ignore him, Mo Zeyang ran to the kitchen after watching for a while, and gave Buck a shovel for cooking. It could just loosen the pot of flowers, and it didn't matter whether it was digging or cooking.

The pot of sunflowers couldn't hold it anymore. "Don't move!" The leaf on the left head nervously pushed the small shovel in Mo Zeyang's hand, shouting fiercely, it sounded like a bad temper.

The middle head also quickly came to help, the same tone as the left one, high above him, "Will you kid shovel the soil? The roots will be shoveled by you!"

The one on the far right shook his head, the same voice, the same tone, "Leprechaun, give me some water! I want dew, tap water is not good."

Mo Zeyang held a small shovel, a pair of big eyes curiously looked at the sunflower over and over again, in order to distinguish them, named them: "Primary One, Primary Two, Primary Three."

"Who is Primary Three ?!" the third head was unwilling. "Little guy, do you know what I spend?"

Mo Zeyang raised a small eyebrow. "Chrysanthemum pupa."

"..."

After the weird silence, all three sunflowers blew up, and the third said, "Fart!"

Mo Zeyang froze unhappyly and asked, "What do you say, what are you?"

"Ghost, have you heard of luck?"

Mo Zeyang cooperated and shook his head, never heard of it.

The third flower head made a despicable gesture, and said quietly, "I know you don't understand, but we can meet an unattainable heaven and earth spirit!"

The far left one said, "I am the official transporter. I have a family member who guarantees the official transport of Hengtong at home."

"I am a lucky man. Those who have children want to ask me to go home. When I am there, there must be a great talent at home. Tsinghua University is not a dream!"

Mo Zeyang looked at the third head and asked with interest, "How about you?"

The third head touched its own disk with the leaves, and said rottenly: "I'm a peach blossomer, and I specially recruit peach blossoms. As long as I have a family at home, I can definitely marry a wife!"

After listening to it, Mo Zeyang took a brush from his pocket and drew a cross on Tao Huayun's head and made a mark.

That's it, scold him for farting!

Tao Huayun couldn't see what was painted on her body, and said angrily, "You child! What do you mean ?!"

Mo Zeyang turned around and ran away, ignoring the other party at all, which could almost curl up the ill-tempered third sunflower's head. They were asked to return home as ancestors and offered incense and blessed every day. They also sprayed dew. This child even painted on his good-looking body!

I've discussed the luck of flowers, and wait for that little boy to come back! Definitely beat him with leaves!

After a while, Deng Dengdeng's footsteps came back, and three sunflowers looked at them at the same time. This time, Mo Zeyang was not alone, and he was pulling his father.

The child walked to the window sill, pointing at the sunflower head he had made a mark on, and said milkily, "Play it, recruit peach!"

President Mo was cold, holding the old Buck's scissors for trimming the leaves and flowers in the yard for the harmony of the family-cut it out!

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, don't kill me !!!" Niubi had coaxed Taohuayun to immediately lay down President Mo, and this had to cut off his head. There was nothing to be jealous about, and it was important to stay safe.

The official and talented people did not want to do such ugly moves. However, Taohuayun and their same flower stalks must lie on one side when they are lying on their backs. The movements can be ugly and ugly. The leaves that try to support the body show their unwillingness to yield .

President Mo squinted his eyes and hesitated to cut them all. Is it really safe to leave such flowers at home? After all, they are all fine.

Feeling his "killing intention", the two flowers are no longer struggling. They are lying down, explaining their usefulness, and striving to keep their heads. It takes a hundred years to grow one, how hard it is!

The first head: "I was recruited by the government, and I am guaranteeing your official transport!"

President Mo smiled, "No, I don't lack anything."

The second head: "With my child in your home, you can definitely enter the world's top schools!"

President Mo continued to smile, "I was admitted to a world-renowned school without you, and my son certainly didn't need it."

The third head: "... I recruit peach, I ..."

President Mo is ready to start, and just because of this, it should be cut off.

Taohuayun was so scared that she covered her head with her leaves and panicked, "Don't don't do it, I can use it in the opposite direction! Absorb peach blossoms from others, and you can do whatever you ask me to do!"

Mo always thought about it, it was a bit useful, just keep it for now.

All three heads are crying. I have never seen such a cruel and unreasonable person. Others have asked for them all to provide. This person even said that he lacked nothing and cut his head directly! Look at the long and lovely child again. Taohuayun dare not mess with him. This child has a lot of eyes, and even if he talks about it, he will still sue. How come this little thing has so much attention?

At this time Gu Jiayu also came out of the bath, stood behind the grandfather and looked at the three sunflowers, and smiled. "I thought it was three big chrysanthemums. I planned to sip my head to make tea tomorrow. It turned out that Not a big chrysanthemum. "

Qi Yunhua was frightened again and shook her head with her leaves.

President Mo said with certainty that the child believed that this was a chrysanthemum, which he learned from his father. Many of the basic knowledge of Mo Zeyang needed to be corrected.

President Mo touched his son's head. "Zeyang support it, and loosen it and water it every day. You can make observation notes."

Mo Zeyang promised happily, he will raise it well!

The child went back to the room and took his baby's toilet water. They said they want to drink dew, is this it?

I spray!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at one time Qi Yunhua was just about to take a break," Small ancestor! Don't dew, just tap water! "

"We are particularly supportive, really!"

"You don't need to loosen the soil, just bask in the sun, really!"

Mo Zeyang happily put down the toilet water and shovel, and muttered, "It turns out that the plants are so good to grow, I see!"

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President Mo did not take his own pillow tonight. After washing, he went directly to Gu Jiayu's bedroom. The four-piece suit on the bed has been replaced with a longer and wider one, suitable for two people. It can be rolled on the sheets.

Gu Jiaxi watched the other side come in generously, with a serious look, which made him embarrassed to think at the crooked place. How could a gentleman like a gentleman, an elegant gentleman, do such a thing as climbing a bed?

However, the fact in front of him is that Mo always took his bed for granted and lay beside him, anyway, that means: sleep together.

Gu Jiayu: "..."

Gu Jiayu watched the other person turn off the lamp and asked silly, "You ... why did you come to me suddenly?"

With a serious face, President Mo stretched his arms around his waist, held Gu Jiayu in his arms, and said softly, "Because there are monsters who want to catch me, I am afraid of being caught in my sleep."

Gu Jiayi asked subconsciously: "Do you need me to protect you?"

Hahaha!

Mo Yunqi sometimes has fear!

Gu Xiaoyue began to swell at this moment!

Mo Yunqi clenched him even harder, rested his chin on Gu Jiayu's head, and rubbed it lightly. His hands had been dishonestly touched under Gu Jiayu's pajamas, and laughed: "Yes, I need you Protect me, so from now on you will need to give me half the bed. "