After Becoming a Male God, I Broke Three Big Guys

"Speed ​​Run" released a preview of the first princess competition last week, because it was his younger brother's variety show debut, and with the surprise joining of Ji Weitong, who broke the news on the marketing account, a pair of kings blew up half of the rice circle. There is basically no problem with breaking the second and third in the ratings tonight.

On the night of the broadcast, Qiao Yu also forwarded the notice on Weibo to create momentum for the show.

Qiao YuV: See you at nine o'clock tonight. //Speed ​​run: The battle for the first princess starts tonight, who can win the crown?

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【Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa week of waiting a week finally here! Super looking forward to it! 】

[Turn on three TVs tonight to make a show for my brother[/doge]]

[Looking forward to my brother's variety show debut[/applause][/applause]]

[Damn, today is another day for my brother and my mother to compete for the remote control. 】

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At nine o'clock in the evening, "Speed ​​Run" was officially launched, and website users delayed the launch of satellite TV for ten minutes. After the audience's familiar gag, the camera shot to the stairs on the right, and two bright fake lights shone on the visitors later.

Qiao Yu is beautiful and expensive in a black suit, holding You Chang, who is wearing white gauze in his arms, and walks downstairs slowly. The picture on the screen cuts into the part of the MV for "Goodbye" where You Chang and Qiao Yu are far away at the wedding , The subtitle below reads: [The regret in the MV is fulfilled today. 】

[Brother is really immortal! Too beautiful! 】

[When I came down, I really had a visual sense of the wedding scene. 】

[When I watched the MV, I felt that the two of them had a sense of CP]

After a while of greeting, Ji Weitong appeared on the stage, and the barrage was instantly swiped by fans, and the densely packed faces could not be seen clearly, which made passers-by deeply appreciate the power of the top stream, and were forced to temporarily close the barrage.

After the next lottery, the fans calmed down, and the barrage was calm, but when Ji Weitong and Qiao Yu met in the second round of the game, they shook hands politely on the screen and said to each other: "Take care of you", the barrage again Was swiped once.

[Fuck, fuck, did you make it so exciting? 】

[Sorry, both are my wall, and I feel bad for which one loses. 】

[I feel that Qiao Yu is a bit miserable. The rest of the red team dare not confront Ji Weitong. It’s okay to lose, but to be scolded to death for winning. 】

[Friendship first, competition second, as long as my brother is happy, we will be fine, okay? 】

[Hey, hey, I also like to watch handsome guys fight]

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Both are tall and thin big boys, just standing there is enough to be eye-catching, and now it is not ambiguous to move hands face to face. Fans were sighing that their artist's actions in the battle were so sassy and handsome, but the next second, when Qiao Yu was caught off guard and was brought down on Ji Weitong, the fans in front of the screen were stunned for a second.

[Do I type out slowly? 】

[emmmmm this pose...]

[Young hero, good body | Position! 】

In the end, Qiao Yu and Ji Weitong fell into the water. The two fought a draw. In addition, Ye Ning tied the score in the first round of the second game. Qiao Yu and Ji Weitong started the second round again.

When it comes to exchanging harsh words, the two clearly didn't say anything serious, but fans who have been immersed in the circle for many years inexplicably felt the wonderful aura between CPs.

Especially when you come and go, why is Ji Weitong's "brother" called so sweet? What is it called "Senior can also not be so gentle to me."? Fans in the beauty circle make up a big drama in minutes.

Calm down, this is a serious variety show, you can't look at people with purple glasses.

Continuing to watch, after Ji Weitong fell into the water, his younger brother jumped into the water and pulled him up. Faced with this situation, fans on both sides praised the younger brother for being polite and respecting the seniors. As a result, in the next second, Ji Weitong pulled Qiao Yu into the water.

[Tongtong, don't do this, my mother just praised my brother, and now my face hurts. 】

【Sorry Joe fans! Let's go home tonight and clean up this dead boy! 】

[Haha boy, it's okay. 】

[Brother is still too young and too naive. 】

In fact, Ji Weitong's performance in various programs is that although he is skinny, he is very polite and never puts on airs to embarrass his younger generation. Old fans can see that he has a good impression of his younger brother, so he will make jokes like this. They don't get angry either.

At the beginning of the second game, as soon as Qiao Yu came up, he was locked by Ji Weitong. Although the fans in front of the screen knew that this was the blue team's one-on-one interception strategy, this posture became inexplicably ambiguous under the bgm in the later part of the show. .

Especially when Ji Weitong sincerely said to Qiao Yu, "I don't need my brother, I only have you in my heart, and I can't live without you." All Ji Weitong fans were begging wildly.

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 】

[Today's Tongtong is too showy. 】

【Ji Weitong, shut up! Mama disagrees with this marriage! 】

The raindrops here continued to pay attention to his younger brother's movements, watching him throw the ball neatly, the wet shirt outlines a beautiful body line, and his subordinates kept taking screenshots. God, you pinpin this collarbone, pinpin this thin waist, it’s not too much to say that the world is stunning, right?

The guests behind him were all struggling to grab the ball. Here, Qiao Yu was entangled by Ji Weitong, and the two were constantly entangled at the edge of the pool.

Although it's a pity that I can't see their own artists show their flexible posture, but the fans of the two, including some passers-by, actually watched the interaction between the two and it was a bit high. This kind of dialogue mode similar to happy friends is really a lack of thinking. What is "lingering to the end of the world", Ji Weitong is really poisonous.

The fans went all the way hahahaha, I thought it was a simple show, but after the second round, the director announced that both teams had undercover agents, and everyone felt that things were not easy.

In the face of the undercover clues obtained by the two teams, the fans couldn't guess the reason, and they could only wait for the guests to analyze.

Fifteen minutes later, the guests began to hide the nesting dolls, and almost everyone's nesting dolls were shown on camera. The places where most of the guests hid things are relatively conventional. When the camera showed Qiao Yu, fans watched him walk all the way into the big office and picked up the kraft paper file box on the table. After putting the nesting doll in, he looked around, and finally put the file box on the second floor of the bookcase and lined it neatly with the other file boxes.

[Brother is so smart! 】

[I don’t think it’s a big deal to know how to hide it like this, it’s really amazing to be able to find it out. 】

[Absolutely, who can find me live upside down and shampoo]

When the last game officially started, the audience followed Qiao Yu to search on the first floor with the camera, watching him take out Zeng Ziyi's nesting doll from the pillow and put it back, and then turned on the fire hydrant after a search.

"Generally speaking, no matter how much failure experience there is in history, there will always be someone who hides things in the firefighting device." After speaking, he took out Shen Congcong's nesting doll and tore off the note.

On the screen [hahahahahaha]

The screen switched to Ye Ning. She found Wang Yuan's nesting doll in the trash can on the third floor. After putting away the note, she ran all the way to find her teammates to share the news.

The screen returns to Qiao Yu's side again. The audience watched him find Zeng Ziyi, and the two surrounded Shen Congcong together. Seeing the picture of Shen Congcong who had just entered the office and skipped the bookcase, the raindrops who were worried about Qiao Yu were relieved.

Zeng Ziyi and Qiao Yu escorted Shen Congcong to find Ye Ning. After some negotiation, Qiao Yu withdrew from the tea culture exhibition hall. Ye Ning came forward with the clue. Zeng Ziyi grabbed Shen Congcong with both hands, and motioned her to throw the clue in his. feet. Ye Ning was about to throw it, but the next moment, he preemptively went around behind him and tapped the button.

[Tsk tsk tsk, Ye Ning is still hiding a hand]

[In the third season, Zeng Ziyi still died at the hands of a woman, why doesn't he have a long memory. 】

[Women's words can't be trusted, they are the most poisonous to women's hearts. 】

The camera shifts to Ji Weitong. After the game started, he went up to the second floor, turned into the corridor where Qiao Yu and You Chang met Sun Jie and Ye Ning, rummaged through the boxes, found Sun Jie's nesting doll in a small decorative vase, and tore it off.

The truth about who the blue team is undercover has been revealed, and the fans only later realized that Ji Weitong could have participated in the melee to win more points for the team in the second game, but he chose to always pester Qiao Yu one-on-one. , let yourself just look positive without taking a single point for the blue team.

The picture cuts to the clue of the blue team, which is fixed on the clue picture of their own undercover, and instantly some fans recognize that this is the background of Surge's debut song MV.

Putting the note away, Ji Weitong searched for Sun Jie's trace on the fourth floor. In the small office on the first floor, Sun Jie was burying his head in searching, watching him come, and stood up vigilantly. Ji Weitong closed the door in a leisurely manner, and unfolded the note to him.

Sun Jie covered the button behind him with one hand and was about to rush out regardless, but Ji Weitong stopped him with one hand and snapped the button instantly.

[Sun Jie, eliminated. 】

The camera turned to You Chang and Qiao Yu, who hid in a small room, and You Chang took out a note with Ji Weitong's name on it.

After finding Wang Yuan and exchanging clues, after the two separated, Qiao Yu went all the way down to the first floor and met Ji Weitong. Ji Weitong analyzed with Qiao Yu with reason and reason, and the fans in front of the screen were stunned for a while, and they all praised his IQ online today.

Then Ji Weitong intercepted Shen Congcong to prove his innocence, and completed the second kill with lightning speed.

[Fifty seconds to complete the interception, my brother is so handsome! ! 】

[Not only is the IQ online today, but the force value is also on the table]

[What a jerk, tonight I'm going to be Ji Weitong's girlfriend fan! 】

The two who successfully reached a relationship of trust went to the second floor to kill Wang Yuan together. The two fans of Yan Wang walked towards their prey one after the other, stepping on Yan Fan's heart every step of the way. The subtitle is displayed in the lower right corner: Fortunate Combination Formed.

[I'm really convinced by the looks of these two]

[What has come out of red and blue since ancient times? 】

[Encounter CP, right? I'll pay my respects first! 】

[Fortune: Labor and capital can take two steps to fascinate you women. 】

Facing the containment of Qiao Yu and Ji Weitong, Wang Yuan escaped downstairs from the stairwell, and the three started a chase race, running from the second floor to the first floor and then going up again. When Wang Yuan was exhausted, the two finally took him down. Encircled in a dead end.

The next second, the sponsor's advertisement was inserted in a timely manner.

When the fans finally got through the commercials, the picture showed Wang Yuan, who was still breathing on his knees, and Ji Weitong, who turned around and looked surprised. ] [Ji Weitong, eliminated. 】

As the last knight, Qiao Yu found You Chang and explained the ins and outs to her. Fans have a vague feeling that something is wrong, and there are already some guesses in the barrage.

Facing Ye Ning who was alone, it seemed that the victory of the red team no longer needed to be announced. The crown of the princess seemed to fall firmly on You Chang's head. She smiled and walked towards Ye Ning. He was pulled into the arms of the young man behind him.

He tapped the button on her back lightly and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, sister."

The undercover of the red team is finally revealed.

The screen cuts back to the morning. Before the game starts, the director team knocked on the door of Qiao Yu's lounge. The boy who was still in formal attire glanced at the task card and smiled lightly.

In the calligraphy exhibition hall, he tore off Zeng Ziyi's note and stuffed the nesting doll back;

In the tea culture exhibition hall, facing Ye Ning, what he slowly unfolded was Zeng Ziyi's note;

Remember the corridor you walked out of after hiding things, and found her nesting doll under the sofa;

Facing Wang Yuan in the end, he pressed the button while Ji Weitong was unprepared.

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"According to the decryption routine of general programs, letters generally correspond to numbers." He tapped the screen with his finger and switched pages, "Assuming that A represents 1, B represents 2, and so on, BBC represents 223."

He showed the screen of his mobile phone to the camera, which was Ji Weitong's Baidu Encyclopedia, whose birthday was February 23.

The above picture is the tenth minute of the third game.

Before the game started, the director asked him if he had anything to say, and Qiao Yu said, "I'm not very good at playing games, so please take care of my seniors."

"I'm not very good at gaming..."

"I don't know how to play games..."

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Corresponding to it are the strange smiles of the seniors before, and the "elimination" that came in later.

[Fuck, Qiao Yu is too extreme, and the whole process is considered exhaustive. 】

[Others are recording you chasing me, Qiao Yu's younger brother is recording the strongest brain. 】

[tql I just wonder if my brother took the script]

[Just now I praised our Tongtong IQ online, but he delivered it to the door himself:)]

[I laughed, the two undercover agents in the first two games of the relationship just happened to be assigned together, but both of them actually want the other to win, right? 】

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At the end, Qiao Yu took out his prize and coaxed You Chang, and the fans in front of the screen, who were showing weakness, couldn't stand it.

[My brother is so warm, I also want to be called sister by a good-looking boy]

[Sister Chang, don't be angry, Xiaoyu is in my bed, I will teach him a lesson now. 】

The ending of this episode is too high-energy, it can be said to be full of drama. Fans are still a little excited when they see it at the end, and they won't sleep at night. hot search.

[#Speedrun# I can't sleep, I have to do it again, Qiao Yu is so handsome! Show your IQ so that my legs are soft! 】

[This issue of "Speed ​​Run" is amazing, as expected, the IQ is the most **** [/xin] Qiao Yu made a duck for her mother! ! 】

[#Speedrun# I originally went to see Tongtong, but tonight I went straight into the pit Qiao Yu's younger brother, he is so amazing! 】

[#Speedrun# Qiao Yu is really smart, no matter whether there is a script or not, I am convinced anyway. Both are undercover agents, my Tongtong is nothing, and they are rushing thousands of miles to give away their heads. Pissed off mom. 】

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"Speed ​​Run" broke third in the current ratings, and Qiao Yu also gained a large number of variety show fans and passers-by with the performance of carry. Several variety shows also began to approach Sister Hong, and it was no accident that she would be in the gap between acting. Take the next program to increase traffic and nationality.

Not divided into two updates is my last conscience.

A unified reply: No cp, you can buy stocks, three endings will be opened depending on the situation, and you will not lose your horse before the ending.