Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

: 271: Banana Boat Brothers

Li Ang looked at Amgua and James lying on the ground panting, and shook his head.

Get up, play music and dance!

This is the 03 generation?

Doesn't this work?

This is not to blame James and Angua. The main reason is that Li Ang's training is too difficult.

He was like a thirty-four year old woman, who seemed to never be satisfied.

Anthony regrets it now, what he thought Li Ang training camp: casual training for a while in the morning, Li Ang took everyone to build a team in the afternoon.

Actual Li Ang training camp: You can't go if you don't practice or die.

Anthony felt that he had come to Jordan's breakfast club.

Once, when Dan Zi was still playing in the NBA, he formed a mysterious organization called the Breakfast Club.

This is not an organization that takes everyone to drink morning tea, but an intense training camp.

Dan Zi has invited many stars to train with him.

Most of them, after experiencing the ravages of the breakfast club, said that this is simply not a place for people to stay.

Sir Barbara was also on a whim back then, wanting to see how powerful this amazing breakfast club is.

How big is the sauerkraut that the pig can't eat?

Then Sir Barth vomited.

After attending Jordan’s training camp, Sir Bar said the classic sentence: “Training with Jordan, I really know him again. From today onwards, I will no longer envy his talent, because his success is even more important. Most of them are exchanged for hardship that is unimaginable by ordinary people."

That guy, filmed "Slam Dunk in the Air" all day, then played for three or four hours until the evening, and then he had to go to strength training.

After everything is done, at 6 or 7 the next day, Sir Barra will receive a call from Jordan again: "Fat pig is up for training!"

That was the most painful period of Barkley's life.

Rodman said that the level of grind at the breakfast club is second only to Madonna, who has seven or eight extra hours a day.

And now Amgua, there is a feeling of strayed into the breakfast club.

He vowed that he would never come to a similar training camp again in his life.

Isn't it good to lie flat? What are you doing so hard?

"No, it really doesn't work." James next to Amgua also waved his hand. The continuous high-intensity training made the strong little Zhan a little bit overwhelmed.

No way, who made them both have not played professional games seriously yet.

Physical fitness really can't compare with Li Ang.

Li Ang looked at the two people who could not get up, so he shrugged and put the ball down.

Li Ang took James and Anthony to train together, and it has been almost a month.

During this month, the three people’s daily lives consisted of fitness equipment and basketball.

Having been here for so long, Anthony has not even been to the downtown area of ​​Phoenix!

Seeing Li Ang's desperate and dissatisfied look, Angua suddenly made a plan and turned around and put his mouth to James' ear.

Afterwards, the two 2003 leaders stood up and looked at Li Ang grinningly.

"Brother Li, it's boring for us to train like this every day. Otherwise, let's have a competition today!"

Anthony stood up confidently with a smirk on his face.

"Competition, competition? Okay, boxing or wrestling?"

"Fist... Brother Li, don't just make such terrible jokes, we are civilized people. It's boring to test, so let's make a bet. If I win, we will have two days off. what do you think?"

"Okay, come on!" Li Ang thought that Anthony was going to challenge himself.

Although Angua is an offensive kaleidoscope, he is still too immature after all. Li Ang thinks that the problem shouldn't be big when he is pinched against him in one-on-one.

After all, Li Ang used to be very tight-lipped about Danzi one-on-one.

As a result, Anthony suddenly compared three fingers: "Then today, we will compare... a three-point shot!"

"Ah this!" Li Ang found out that he was being tricked.

You are so special...you are so tricky at a young age!

Amgua is very proud, I can't beat you better than others, but more than three points...Is this even better?

Li Ang’s mouth twitched, and Anthony’s basketball IQ was sometimes terribly high.

No wonder it was Anthony, too, if it was James, then there might be suspense in this three-point showdown!

If it is a formal game, then Anthony is likely to hit the iron continuously.

But this is a defensive training. With Angua's ability, he may lose two or three after one round.

Forget it, Li Ang admits it.

It’s fine to rest for two days, just to adjust your body.

As a result, Anthony defeated Li Ang from outside the three-point line amidst the sound of a "dong, dong, dong," and won a precious two-day break for himself and his good friend James.

Li Ang looked at the trainers around him, wondering if a news suddenly broke out tomorrow:

"shock! The second-year leader beat FMVP! The reason behind it was...".

Well, in this era when the Internet is not so developed, rumors are always easy to spread.

But speaking of it, Li Ang also found that his long-range projection ability should be upgraded.

It's not a problem to leave it outside every day.

Those Li Anghei, when they mention Li Ang now, they just say: Li Ang? You mean the person who is not as accurate as his ex-girlfriend in three points?

Every time he saw such words, Li Ang was very angry.

The key point is that Li Ang couldn't refute, so he was even more angry!

Today, I was deceived by Angua for two days of rest by using this scam and kidnapping method.

Li Ang has decided that next season, he will add three points to all the points he gained from the promotion!

Don't make a good three-pointer, you don't think of me as the top five shooting guard.

And Li Ang wondered, although the head coach of this Suns team is Master Tang. But the mustache D'Antoni as an assistant coach in the group will definitely affect Tang Shiye's tactics.

Master Tang Liu Bie is here, he can play any tactics and accept any tactics.

He can listen to other people's suggestions.

Therefore, the tactics of the Suns next season will definitely have some shadow of a seven-second offense.

If Li Ang's three-pointer can be practiced, it will be of great help to the offense.

At this time, Li Ang's determination to become a three-point shooter was as firm as Curry's determination to become a dunker.

Although there will be a holiday tomorrow, the training that should be done today still has to be done.

In the afternoon, the three people were exhausted when they came out of the power room.

When taking a shower, Li Ang opened the system interface and looked at the training progress bars of James and Anthony, and they were still short of filling up.

This year, the progress of Raiders James has become a lot slower. According to the system prompts, every time the same player succeeds in a strategy, the time required to attack him will become longer.

In other words, not only James, but those who have already been attacked by Li Ang, such as Yao Ming, Curry and Prince, would need to spend more time to squeeze the wool from them.

The more successful the strategy, the longer it will take.

This is forcing Li Ang to be merciful everywhere.

And Anthony was because Li Ang had to reach a friendly relationship with him before he could start squeezing his wool, which was equivalent to two procedures.

So although they have been training together for a while, Li Ang is still a bit close to the success of the wool.

If this is not enough before the start of the new season training camp, Li Ang will have been practicing for so long this summer.

When I have this time, can I experience the characteristics of Phoenix?

So, you have to get it!

I don't know what good things can be learned from these two people this summer.

The three changed their clothes. Anthony and James were discussing where to go tomorrow, and Li Ang's cell phone rang.

Looking at the caller ID on the phone screen, Li Ang was taken aback.

that guy......

It's been a long time since I received his call.

"crooked."

"Where are you!?" On the other end of the phone, Kobe's voice was very loud.

Very good, very energetic.

"I'm in Phoenix."

"I know you must have secretly organized a training camp, right?"

"Could it be...you did it too?"

"Huh, a joke, do you think I will slacken off after losing the finals? Lee, dare you bring yours and come to Los Angeles to find me? Let's make an appointment!"

Kobe began to provoke wildly.

Since losing in the finals, Kobe has disappeared from Li Ang's world.

There is no news at all.

The few times it has been mentioned, it is still the heat of the Lakers F4 group.

During Kobe's disappearance, he didn't eat and drink everywhere, but tortured himself.

For this reason, Kobe even refused to participate in the America's Cup.

This guy who hates failure can only use training to paralyze himself and comfort himself.

McGrady and Garnett are very fucking.

You numb yourself, why are you pulling us!

Especially McGrady, he regretted it miserably.

McGrady originally wanted to go to Disneyland to find a princess after playing the Perfect World Cup this summer, but he was fooled by Kobe: "Come on, there are many fun places in Los Angeles. Come on, the training won't be too hard. Let’s practice while playing. Isn’t it wonderful if we practice the ball during the day and control the ball at night?"

McGrady believed Kobe's nonsense, and only found out after arriving in Los Angeles that there is no practice at all, only to die!

It made McGrady doubt about life. How much sin did I commit in my last life that caused the old man to punish me like this?

When participating in the draft, the Raptors said he was the next Pippen and would focus on training him.

He believed it, but he didn't even start a few times.

When he first joined the Magic, Rivers said that this team would have Duncan and Hill, and it was enough to win the championship.

He believed it again, and was cruised by Li Ang every year.

Now Kobe told him again: "Come to Los Angeles, our two brothers haven't been driving in a convertible by the coast for a long time."

McGrady wondered, should Kobe, my good brother, lie to me, right? He believed again.

When I arrived in Los Angeles, I didn't have a rest for a day!

McGrady and Hardte were tricked into killing by Kobe, and tortured for a summer.

Seeing that his two brothers seemed to be a little tired, Kobe was thinking about how to mobilize their enthusiasm.

As a result, Kobe came up with this trick about the ball.

If you build your own car behind closed doors, it's definitely getting more and more boring.

This is the same as the life of a bachelor. Playing with yourself every day will always become dull.

Occasionally, I still have to go out to experience the thrill of PK with a real person.

Coincidentally, Li Ang thought so too.

Anthony has used three-pointers against himself to ask for a vacation, but he knows how much he doesn't want to train.

But if you go out and practice...

Li Ang hung up and looked at James and Angua who were discussing where to play tomorrow.

"Hey, are you interested in playing a game with the star players of the NBA?"

Sure enough, as soon as Li Ang said this, James and Anthony's eyes changed immediately.

"What time is the plane?" Angua asked.

At noon the next day, Li Ang's three-person team arrived in Los Angeles.

I heard that Li Ang would take them to special ball games with Kobe, McGrady and Garnet. Let alone how happy the two young men are.

Kobe won't talk about it. The past two consecutive championships have allowed him to accumulate high popularity, and almost everyone believes that he is the successor of Danzi.

Although KG has never won a championship, the myth of "Double 21" is still very famous in the league.

The only thing Anthony didn't understand was why McGrady appeared in the training camp of Kobe and KG.

Isn't he just a guy who travels year after year, he has no prospects at all.

wheat:? ? ?

Lao Tzu is the two-game scoring leader, the two-game scoring leader, asshole!

There is no way, every year in the round trip, every year is still eliminated by the same person, it does affect the Maizi's wind evaluation.

Li Ang just walked out of the airport when they saw a man stepping on flip flops and wearing sunglasses.

I have to say that Kobe's figure is really good, and he really worked hard this summer.

"Li, you are here." Kobe curled up his mouth, then looked at the Amgua and Mousse standing behind Li Ang.

Just these two recruits?

This time I will win!

"Long time no see Li, oh, if you really can't find someone to train with you, you can contact me. Although we are enemies, I am not that kind of petty person.

Why do you need to find two rookies? Look at me, you can find two superstar-level partners casually. "

Kobe knew he was the old onmyoji as soon as he opened his mouth.

"I'm not taking care of your mood. After all, I'm not happy to be the runner-up. Hey, it's great to see you out of the shadows~"

Li Ang grinned and patted Kobe on the shoulder, clearly feeling that Kobe's body was shaking.

This wave of Li Ang can be said to be a direct hit.

Kobe looked at Li Ang and smiled and hid the knife: "I'm recovering well, let's go. Today, let's relax first. About the ball appointment, I will talk about it in two days!"

Bryant drove the Li Ang trio to the hotel where they were staying to put down their luggage, and then drove them to the beach.

According to Kobe's words, today is the first day that Li Ang and the others came. How could he do his best to be a landlord and take everyone to play around.

When Li Ang and the others arrived, Maizi and Hardte were already playing on the beach.

Seeing Li Ang, Maizi ran over very excitedly and took the hand that had been connected: "Brother, take me with you, please!"

"Huh?" Li Ang looked dazed, and Mai Ziza felt like he had been trafficked.

"Huh? Why are you leaving? Aren't you happy in Los Angeles?" Kobe stared at McGrady with viper eyes.

"Uh... happy, happy, hehehe."

Seeing McGrady's pitiful appearance, Li Ang really wanted to say: "Brother, if you are about to be kidnapped, you blink."

When we arrived at the beach, Amgua and Mousse had a great time.

Originally, they thought they could play in Phoenix, but Li Ang was surprised to upgrade their vacation.

Can you be upset?

Li Ang lay on the beach, but it was a pity that there were almost beauties on the beach, all muscular men.

Li Ang was about to enjoy California sunbathing, but the sunlight in front of him was blocked.

Opened his eyes, Kobe had already got in front of him.

"Li Ang, won't you get up to play?"

"I want to take a break."

"Tsk, you, you are young, with no vitality at all. Look, what is that?"

Kobe pointed to the sea level, Li Ang took a closer look and found two...banana boats!

"Let's go, let's play a banana boat. It's a rare occasion to come to the beach, and I don't cherish this opportunity.

Will it be possible to play when you return to the Arizona Desert? "

"This..." Just as Li Ang wanted to wave his hand to refuse, he found that James and Angua ran towards him like two 200-jin children.

"Go, Brother Li, let's go play a banana boat!"

"Ah this..." Li Ang was really convinced, you two are worthy of being banana boat brothers!

I can't stop seeing the banana boat.

Li Ang hadn't agreed yet, Angua and Mousse took Li Ang's hand alone and forcibly dragged Li Ang onto the banana boat.

At this time, Kobe took out the camera and said that he wanted to take a picture of the three of them.

So Li Ang took a photo with Angua and James on the banana boat.

New. Banana Boat Brothers!

After Kobe took the photo, he yelled from Li Ang with a smirk: "Lee, let's come to Bibi to see who will scratch the front rock first!"

Good guy, Li Ang finally knows why Kobe told him to play a banana boat.

I even wanted to win when I was playing this beep!

Kobe hurriedly jumped onto the banana boat and asked Hardte and McGrady: "Let me pedal harder later!"

McGrady wants to cry, don't you even let me play?

I beg you to receive magical powers, brother!

Li Ang also entered a fighting state. After Kobe shouted the countdown, Li Ang took his two apprentices to kick the banana boat crazy.

Obviously they set off at the same time, but Kobe watched Li Ang and their boat surpassed half of his boat.

Kobe is angry, I have to lose to Li Ang in a banana boat?

"Brothers, push hard!"

"Geneva, you didn't kick yourself!" McGrady yelled back.

Kobe discovered that because he was shorter than Hardte and McGrady, he got on the banana boat...

His feet can't reach the water!

I'm kicking the air most of the time!

On Li Ang's side, because the three people are close in height, all three of them can exert their strength.

This is equivalent to the engine is directly one cylinder less than others!

Kobe yelled for a while and found out that it was me who gave the head away!

When the legs are used, they hate to be short.

At this time, a big wave came over.

The two ships resurfaced after being swallowed by the big waves, and the Li Ang team continued to sprint forward.

After hard special and McGrady wiped their faces, they found a very serious problem-Kobe is missing!

People? People were still sitting on the boat just now!

"Here, I am here!"

Looking in the direction of the sound, Maizi and Hardte discovered that Kobe had been photographed by the waves just now.

There is no way, McGrady and Hard special will only go back to get Kobe up.

When they picked up Kobe, the Li Ang team had reached the end.

"Hey, why are you so slow!" Li Ang, who arrived at the finish line, shouted at Kobe while waving his hand.

Kobe was so angry that he wanted to pretend to be a beep in his field, but he was killed!

shame!

In the Banana Boat battle, Kobe lost decently.

As a result, Kobe kept his face close together on the beach for the rest of the time.

It's like losing a game.

"I said, elder brother, let's not make it, just play a game." McGrady is really afraid of Kobe's death, he is really afraid that Kobe is in a bad mood and asks everyone to get up and train at four in the morning.

Kobe looked at the three happily playing on the banana boat, gritted his teeth unwillingly.

No, you can't just lose like that!

Kobe believes that he will definitely win Li Ang on a certain project today!

After the pleasant beach trip, Bryant took everyone back to his home.

Li Ang visited Kobe's gym at home and couldn't help feeling a little envious.

When I get rich in the future, I have to change to such a big house.

Put two octagonal cages directly in the gym, and call friends to play at home every day~

Li Ang also discovered that there was a ping pong table in Bryant's gym.

Li Ang was very excited at the time and walked to the tabletop: "Kobe, do you know how to play table tennis?"

Kobe smiled, finally waited, finally waited for this chance to win Li Ang!

This beep, I set it up!

In fact, Kobe doesn't usually play table tennis. He bought the table tennis table for decoration.

But he believes that with such a simple game, he can definitely abuse Li Ang to the full.

"Will it? A joke, my table tennis effort is at least at the national team level."

Kobe walked to the table tennis table, picked up the racket and the ball: "Play a game?"

Li Ang also picked up the racket, seeing Kobe's serious eyes, he couldn't help licking his lips.

Is it possible that Kobe is really good at playing table tennis? Better than my champion in the third grade of elementary school?

Kobe bent down and threw the ball into the air.

Li Ang is still analyzing what kind of ball Kobe is going to play.

But Li Ang was surprised to find that he could not analyze it!

Kobe can actually play that kind of ball that the third grade champions of elementary school can't analyze!

result......

Kobe shook his racket, but hit the air and passed the table tennis ball.

After that, the ping pong ball fell on the table and bounced again. Kobe also swung a few shots in a row, but every time it happened to be staggered with the beating ping pong ball.

The air at the scene suddenly solidified, and then the next second...

"Hahahahaha!"

The whole room was full of laughter from Li Ang.

"Hahahahaha, just you, you are ashamed to say that you can play table tennis!

Laughing to death hahahaha! "

Kobe played these four characters clearly.

Kobe was so angry that he threw the ping pong racket on the table, and then shouted from Li Ang: "Lee, don't be too happy! Two days later ~www.readwn.com~ Let's have a showdown on the court. You take it. Your person, I will bring my person. When the time comes, I don't think you can smile!"

Kobe had just finished saying this, but Li Ang's system reacted.

"Mission: The Banana Boat Brothers joined forces for the first time.

"Task objective: In the next engagement, lead Angua and James to victory and defeat the Kobe team!

Task reward: directly fill up the training progress bar of James and Anthony, and give out training rewards!

Li Ang looked at the task reward and rubbed his hands excitedly.

Before the end of training, Li Ang Zhengchou couldn't fill up the progress bar.

As a result, Kobe sent an accelerator over.

Then, only trouble Kobe and be abused again.

In an instant, Li Ang was also looking forward to the next engagement...

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