Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

On February 5th, Li Ang, as the All-Star ticket king, ushered in another big victory.

This time, the Pistons once again defeated the New Jersey Nets 106-84.

Kenyon Martin had already recovered from his injury at the end of January. Before the game, he also said ruthlessly that Li Ang would pay the debt.

This made Li Ang very serious and nervous preparations, and every day after the end of training, he had to practice sandbags for half an hour.

Strive to make persistent efforts and send Martin another course of treatment.

As a result, before the game started today, the Nets officials suddenly announced that Kenyon Martin could not participate in the game due to stomach pain and diarrhea...

Li Ang is so convinced, what kind of brain circuit are you old guys?

If you can fight, you can’t fight and you can’t fight. Is it so interesting?

Bowen also admires Martin very much. How did Master Ma do it? It was a success with just one installation.

I have used this trick for stomachache so many times, no one can lie to people, every time I have to be sent on the court to beat Li Ang!

Bowen has all thoughts about it. When the All-Star Game is in a few days, he will bring a few fruit baskets to see Martin. After eating the fruit baskets, he will find some fruit plates. You can call for another batch.

Take a good look at Martin's secret to pretending that his stomach hurts.

If Martin wants to know what Bowen and Li Ang think, he might jump up with anger.

I'll install what I'll install? Am I Kenyon Martin that kind of person?

I really have a stomachache!

This morning, he was almost dehydrated, and the coach did not let Martin continue the game.

Martin didn't pretend, he had taken the money.

The night before the game, Martin bought several large buckets of Haagen-Dazs and ate them all in one go.

What is the experience of eating Haagen-Dazs and getting loose? Master Ma will take you to experience it today.

Boom!

Therefore, Martin is sloppy by his ability, how can he say that he is pretending?

The Nets are already anxious on offense, but without Martin, the offense is even harder to watch.

Ever since, the Pistons easily defeated the Nets twice and won the last game before the start of the All-Star Weekend.

So far, Li Ang has played 10 games since his return to the present.

In 10 games where Li Ang was absent in the past, the Pistons had 4 wins and 6 losses. In the 10 games of Li Ang Bosh, the Pistons have 9 wins and 1 loss!

Sit down!

In these 10 games, the Pistons have lost only one game to the Mavericks, who are currently No. 1 in the Western Conference.

Other opponents were all easily crushed by the Pistons.

By this stage of the All-Star Game, the Pistons had a record of 35 wins and 12 losses, ranking first in the Eastern Conference.

After winning this game, Li Ang can participate in this year's All-Star Weekend with peace of mind.

In this year's All-Star, although Li Ang became the top voter, Li Ang is actually not very concerned.

Because the protagonist of this year's All-Star is undoubtedly Michael Jordan.

Jordan's last All-Star, it was a high-profile.

If Li Ang were in the West, he might be able to act as Jordan's opponent, mixing up his performance.

But this time Li Ang happened to be in the East and could only be teammates with Jordan.

This is destined that Li Ang, the ticket king, will not have much room for performance.

At that time, most of the **** will definitely be played by Mai dunk.

Li Ang didn't want to destroy the atmosphere of Jordan's last All-Star, he didn't bother to fight for the right to shoot with Jordan.

The old man’s last All-Star, let him play.

With the highest score in the East, Li Ang and Big Ben flew to Atlanta together.

That's right, this year's All-Star game was selected as a backup center for the Eastern All-Star team.

In the original history, Big Ben was the starting center in the East, but there is no way, now Yao Ming is also in the East.

At the beginning, even O'Neal could only substitute Yao Ming in the All-Star Game, not to mention a big deal.

However, Big Ben is already very excited to be selected to the All-Star bench.

For Chinese fans, this year's All-Star is also full of gimmicks.

Of the five starters in the All-Star Game, two of them were Chinese players.

This is going to be placed a few years ago, the fans would not dare to be so crooked.

Two Chinese players were selected for the All-Star starter at the same time? This is not a dream.

But now, the dream has become a reality.

On the plane, I was very excited to participate in the All-Star for the first time.

"Oh, let me just say, my offensive firepower should not be underestimated. Now, I am an All-Star scorer!"

My brother is complacent, see who will dare to say that Lao Tzu will not attack in the future!

Li Ang shook his head. This strange thing, this brother, is estimated to be the lowest scoring average among all-star players in the history of the NBA.

Although Uncle Mu was a defensive All-Star back then, his average points per game were at least in double figures.

Ben is good, averaging 6.9 points per game to the All-Stars. Do you look at your scoring data, like the scoring data of a serious person?

But this brother does not think so, 6.9 points, rounded up, is 7.9 points.

7.9 points, rounded up again, is 8.9 points.

If I continue rounding up like this, how come my average points per game are not counted in double figures?

As a player from the same college, Li Ang said that the rounding of our college is not so taught!

6.9 points, rounded down should be 7 points. 7 points are rounded to the nearest 10 points.

Your process is wrong!

When Li Ang and Daben, the two mathematics ghosts, were still discussing advanced mathematics on the plane, the three western zoo combinations of snakes, sharks and wolves had arrived in Atlanta.

The Shark's attitude towards this All-Star is similar to that of Li Ang, just paddling.

But snakes and wolves are different. They really want to win.

Garnett is unwilling to be so behind Li Ang, but Kobe wants to kill Li Ang and Jordan.

Once Kobe arrived in Atlanta, he found an arena for additional training.

O'Neal took it all. He felt that Kobe was simply sick.

You know the pervert.

Garnett was also encouraged to see Kobe so hard.

So he decided to... go back to his hotel room early to watch a horror movie.

Why is this not considered hard work? Don't let your courage get fat first, dare to head-on with his old Li?

Just kidding!

As the All-Star ticket king, Li Ang's business activities this year are unusually high.

Every day I'm tired of participating in business activities.

And what makes Li Ang most speechless is that the interaction between the stars and the fans is all about shooting on the basketball court.

Li Ang's luck, Nima's interaction with the fans took place on the boxing ring!

Li Ang stood on the stage wearing boxing gloves, his eyes dull.

rnm...why did it become like this!

Although he was **** a little bit, Li Ang still gained extremely high popularity.

Because people have discovered that this fierce guy on the court is unexpectedly gentle in front of the fans.

When returning to the hotel to rest in the evening, Li Angzheng and Big Ben were studying the situation of the Eastern Conference playoffs, but suddenly received a text message from Carolina.

"Are you happy boxing today?"

"happy."

"Old scumbag!"

Li Ang:? ? ?

This...what's the matter with you dead girl? Why did you curse after saying a few words?

And the curse is inexplicable, can the term such as the old scumbag be used on me?

I am not old at all!

Soon, Li Ang received another MMS from Carolina, which was a picture.

In 2003, it was possible to send pictures using mobile phone text messages.

Of course, a relatively "high-end" mobile phone is required to enjoy such services.

The downside is that in this era, mobile phone photos are not popular or developed, otherwise God knows how many good things this brother has to share with Li Ang.

Li Ang clicked on the mosaic-like picture and saw his silhouette and the silhouette of a female fan in a pile of pixel squares.

This is a photo of Li Ang boxing with a female fan at the Fan Jialianhua event this afternoon.

The female football fan Li Ang was very impressed, not because Li Ang was an old-fashioned ruffian, but because the female football fan took off her sweater and her muscles were more obvious than Wang Zhizhi.

Therefore, Li Ang couldn't help but take a few more glances at other people's vest line. It's not lust, it's pure curiosity.

Oh, is this old-fashioned?

Besides...I see my sister shutting you up, you **** shit.

"I'm not looking for you, you don't even know how to look for me. I didn't invite me to watch the All-Star Game, and I made you cement juice for so many days in vain!

Disgusting, disgusting! "

Before Li Ang knew how to reply, Carolina sent a few more similar text messages.

"Li, why are you so frowning?" Daben found that Li Ang was a little absent-minded, so he leaned forward and asked.

"It's okay, the spam text message, don't bother about it. What about that, I'll go to the toilet first."

Li Ang said to ignore it, but after hiding in the toilet, he still replied.

"When do you have time?"

I don’t know why, Li Ang also wanted to see her...

After two days of hot arena, on the third day of the All-Star Weekend, the highly anticipated All-Star Race officially begins!

Before the start of this year's All-Star Game, Ugly’s biggest singer Maria Kelly wore Jordan’s Wizards No. 23 jersey and sang affectionately to bid farewell to Danzi.

Danzi sat on the sidelines, tears rolling in his eyes.

Countless fans also shed moving tears.

Jordan also gave a retiring speech before the All-Star Game. This time, this generation of legends is really leaving.

After a fancy tear gas scene, the game officially began.

In the East this year, the starting five are Iverson, Jordan, Tracy McGrady, Li Ang and Yao Ming.

Carter originally had the starting second position, but Carter took the initiative to give up his starting position to Jordan, so the four major Eastern shooting guards did not get together this time.

In the west, the five tigers are Nash, Kobe, Garnett, Duncan and O'Neal.

Kobe is in charge of scoring, Garnett is in charge of hard, Duncan is in charge of staying, and Nash is in charge of dirty.

This team of crime gangs can be said to have a clear division of labor and is about to overthrow Danzi.

What? What do you ask O'Neill responsible for?

Of course O'Neill is responsible for making fun.

The game officially started, and the East team really gave Jordan as soon as they got the ball.

Danzi is also unceremonious, picking up the ball and smashing, and smashing the iron, the first three shots steadily hit the basket.

No way, the trapeze is indeed old. This has to be put before, the Eastern Army has already taken the lead.

Jordan showed his senility, and everyone on the western side showed great abilities.

As soon as Garnett came up, he turned over wheat and made a jumper, and then Kobe made a fall-back jumper in a one-on-one with Jordan.

The most humiliating thing was in the third minute of the first quarter, when Jordan singled out Kobe in the middle distance. He used a skillful turn around to shoot Kobe up.

Then, taking advantage of Kobe's loss of position, he turned around and prepared to shoot.

Before putting it away, Jordan not only had to score this kind of ball, but after he scored it, he would stick his tongue out at you, admiring the way you were upset and he couldn't get rid of him.

But now, when Jordan makes a shot, he is greeted by Kobe's head and face!

Kobe took off immediately after being swayed, and flew Jordan's shooting fan out!

From the first quarter of this All-Star Game, Kobe didn't plan to show mercy!

This ball caused Kobe to be vilified by some fans, and people said he was unkind.

Of course, it also won the praise of some fans. People say that this is the real Jordan's successor.

Seeing Kobe playing so high, the hard special also came up.

After one round, the ball hit the inside line of the East Army.

He wanted to end the offense with a strong dunk, and then yelled at Jordan.

As a result, his plan was only half successful.

No dunks, only shouts.

"Ouch, I'm Cao!"

With a loud roar, Garnett fell to the floor and stared at the ceiling.

Soon, Li Ang with a fierce expression appeared in his vision: "While playing, there is no place for you to run wild in the restricted area!"

Garnett hardened once, and was overthrown by Li Ang.

Li Ang really doesn't care about winning or losing today, and the offensive end can also accept the **** ball to Danzi.

I don’t have to act, but you don’t want to act on my head either.

We old Li don’t make a loss-making business. It’s good if I don’t make your idea, and you also hold back my idea.

Therefore, on the defensive end, Li Ang is more serious.

This year's All-Star, that is, people are lost in the show, only hard specials and Danzi are being beaten.

Hard to understand, he didn't look for Li Ang in the next game, but caught Maizi to fight.

The game was very anxious, and neither side was able to completely open the score.

To be honest, today the East Army can keep the score thanks to the hard work of Li Ang, Daben and Yao Ming.

Otherwise, with Danzi's attack today, the game would have been spent early.

Danzi didn't know if it was because he was so sad before the game, the competitive state was very bad.

Forget the shots. In a fast break, Danzi even dunked and didn't make it.

At that moment, the audience was silent. The trapeze Jordan missed a dunk, which was really embarrassing.

Although during this period, Jordan broke Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's All-Star Game scoring record and became the first man in All-Star scoring history.

But this still can't conceal Jordan's embarrassment today.

The game was played until the fourth quarter. Jordan had a chance to kill the game, but his key shot was blocked by Marion with an amazing wingspan.

In desperation, the game was dragged into overtime.

In overtime, Jordan still went his own way, hoping to end the game with his own hands.

However, as the duration of the game accumulates, Jordan's shooting percentage has decreased.

Li Ang was anxious when he saw it. He wanted to give me the ball. The game was won early.

But what can Li Ang do? The fans are spending money today to watch Jordan fight for iron.

In the last moments of overtime, Jordan finally created a miracle.

He adhered to the principle of standing up wherever he fell and continued to single out Marion on the right side of the court.

This time, Danzi used his iconic turn-over jumper.

Even Marion's long arms can't cover the basketball.

This time Jordan not only avoided Marion, but also dropped the ball directly to tie the score at the last minute!

At that moment, the audience was boiling, and Jordan finally recovered his killer qualities!

Li Ang was also excited. At this point in the game, Li Ang, who was not interested in the result of the game, wanted to win.

Waiting for the second overtime, Li Ang decided to be more active and put the Cauliflower Snake and Hard Special to an end!

As a result, when the two sides were tied in the last few seconds, O'Neal inexplicably gave Kobe a three-pointer foul!

At that time, Kobe received a basketball on the right side of the three-point line, and O'Neal couldn't help but hit it directly.

Kobe got three free throw opportunities!

At that moment, Li Ang's fists were clenched.

What are you...you are not as IQ as Taizi!

Little O'Neal was also dumbfounded. He probably didn't know why he just did that.

But what happened is what happened. In the end, Kobe killed the game with 3 free throws and 2 free throws. The West team won the All-Star game. Jordan's All-Star curtain call ended in such a regretful way.

At the end of the game, Kobe and Garnett embraced excitedly.

Kobe is the key to killing the game at the last moment, and Garnett, because he feels hot today, relied on a **** jump shot outside the three-second zone to score 35 points, making him the team's highest-scoring player in the game.

The wolf and snake have finally done a big deal together, can they not be excited?

Having been beaten all season, the two brothers finally exaggerated today!

Jordan looked up at the score, hands on his hips, and dropped his head in despair.

This may be the worst night in God's career.

This game also reminded fans that competitive sports is cruel.

The age of God has inevitably ended.

When Jordan was in despair, Li Ang, Ai, Carter, Tracy McGrady, Kobe and Hardte all looked at each other.

The old ruler has fallen. Then, who can truly re-rule the alliance?

Is it Kobe, who has won two consecutive championships, or Carter, who dunks the closest to Jordan.

It is the AI ​​that has swayed Jordan, or the talented McGrady who is so enviable.

or......

Is it the guy who is leading the new army of bad boys?

Everyone is making small calculations in their hearts, and everyone wants to be the next ruler.

Finally, Garnett became the amvp of this All-Star Game.

After receiving the prize, Garnett raised the trophy and roared frantically on the court.

While roaring, he didn't forget to look at Li Ang deliberately.

What if you risked me today? I am amvp!

Garnett flaunted his power in front of Li Ang, and Kobe also came over and patted Li Ang's shoulder: "I'm sorry, All-Star vote winner."

Kobe wanted to appreciate how Li Ang gritted his teeth with anger, but he was disappointed.

Because instead of gnashing his teeth without anger, Li Ang smiled at Kobe instead.

"It's okay, I'm not sorry. The big deal, I will grab your championship."

After all, Li Ang walked towards the hard special.

He swallowed hard, and wanted to launch his own big move-let's fight and retreat!

But as amvp now, wouldn’t it be embarrassing to retreat?

Thus, Garnett could only stand on the spot and face Li Ang with a strong smile.

Li Ang didn't hurt amvp in public, but hugged him very friendly.

"Good job Kevin, today's amvp, you deserve it."

Garnett was a little surprised when Li Ang was actually congratulating himself.

This Nima...

Is it possible that Li Ang was really conquered by me! ?

Hahahahaha, sure enough, as long as you are hard enough, everyone will surrender to you!

Hard special is still daydreaming, but Li Ang lie in Hard special's ear and leisurely added another sentence:

"Is it cool to win with Kobe today? You always have your own time, right? Don't forget, we will meet soon after the All-Star Game. At that time, we will slowly reminisce about the past."

After that, Li Ang patted Garnett on the shoulder, and then stepped aside.

At that time, the All-Star hatred and the task of defeating the star striker, Li Ang will handle it together!

amvp stood there and swallowed.

this......

no......

Kobe save me!

Kobe looked at Hard Te from a distance, and shook his head slightly: "Hey, such a good young man, it's a pity if he says nothing."

Laughing~www.readwn.com~ Kobe can do nothing at all.

After the All-Star Game, Li Ang returned to the locker room to check his mobile phone.

A few days ago, Carolina said that she happened to be free after the All-Star Game.

So Li Ang sent a text message to Carolina:

"If you are free on February 17, I invite you to watch a game in Detroit.

Watch me slaughter the wolf! "

Garnett sat in front of the locker, holding the amvp trophy, but didn't smile at all.

He really wanted to ask Kobe: "I'll give you this trophy, OK!"

Without Kobe's help, can he overthrow Li Ang?

The wolf's heart is very unpredictable.

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