80s Taoism

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In the morning, the mute ran to Zhang Jiaohua's house and called Zhang Jiaohua to go to school. He saw the wooden pile in Zhang Jiaohua's yard at a glance.

"Beautiful, you can't even work hard."

The mute's eyes lit up, which kid doesn't have a dream of becoming a martial arts master in his heart.

"En." Zhang Jiaohua nodded, but didn't say much.

"If I drive a few stakes in our yard, my father might break my legs with a stick." Speaking of this, the mute looked dejected.

Zhang Jiaohua said casually, "Are you born to your father?"

"I also suspect that I am not my own. My mother said that I picked it up. My mother said that there was a famine in a place the year I was born, and the whole village came out to beg for rice. A beggar woman brought a baby to our village to beg for rice. She said that she was afraid that the child would starve to death, so she gave the baby to my mother. My mother took the child in because of her soft heart. As a result, the family planning became more and more strict. After adopting the child, no more children can be born. Hit me if you don't move." The mute told a sad story. When adults make up stories, do they really not consider the inner feelings of fart children? Alas, the boy's heart has been clouded since then.

Zhang Jiaohua was very engrossed in the drama, his eyes were as dumb as tears, "Then are you going to look for your biological parents?"

The mute shook his head tragically, "Why are you looking for them? They don't want me anymore."

Then the mute added, "If Zhang Benrui dares to hit me again, I'll go find him."

Liu Qiaoye at the side couldn't help but chuckle when he heard the conversation between the two fart kids.

"Mother, why are you like this? The mute is already like this, and you still laugh, without any sympathy." Zhang Jiaohua was very dissatisfied with Mother's behavior.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you two brats. You picked it up too, that's why you're called a beggar." Liu Qiaoye gave Zai Zai a white look.

"Ah?" Zhang Jiaohua suddenly felt very bad.

Zhang Jiaohua and the mute looked at each other, the two kids were completely dumbfounded.

Children's grief comes and goes quickly, and they soon forget their own grief as an abandoned child. One of them was carrying a green imitation military satchel with a red five-pointed star printed on it. The fart kids ran, their schoolbags flying on them.

"Beautiful, my aunt came back yesterday and said that a wild boar broke in from the Duimenshan team and bit their old lady pig until it croaked. Later, the people from Dimenshan tried to block the wild boar. As a result, the wild boar went on a rampage and knocked over several of them without leaving a single hair. Those unlucky ghosts lost their hands and feet." Although the mute stuttered slightly, his eloquence was still excellent.

"Where did the wild boar come from? Why did it run into the village?" Zhang Jiaohua was very surprised.

"That's right, I've never heard of a wild boar coming to the village. It's a pity, if that wild boar is caught, it will cost hundreds of catties of meat." The mute said regretfully. I only thought about meat in my mind, and I completely forgot that those who wanted to eat pork had their hands and feet broken.

At first, everyone thought that the wild boar was in heat, so he ran to the village to find the pig woman. But what happened later, finally made people feel a little abnormal.

Zhang Jiaohua came to the school with the mute. The classmate Liu Gusheng is proudly showing the Kung Fu he has learned to his friends on the playground.

"Let me teach you a move. This is what my master just taught me. The horse stance! The master said that the horse stance is the foundation of boxing. Standing in the horse stance is not easy. Put your hands on your waist, squat down with your legs shoulder-width apart, and your thighs should be stable. Look straight ahead." Liu Gusheng was full of airs, but Zhang Jiaohua took a look and knew that he was just an airs. Not to mention gas extraction, even the most basic shelf is not completely correct.

"Look, they are also learning Kung Fu!" the mute said enviously.

"Go away. No one has anything to do here." Ma Sibao pushed the mute staggeringly. Almost didn't jump directly to the ground. Fortunately, Zhang Jiaohua supported the mute. But Ma Sibao is a sixth-grade student after all, and his strength is much stronger than Dumb and Zhang Jiaohua. The two of them took several steps back before they managed to stabilize themselves.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Jiaohua couldn't help but angrily said.

When Ma Sibao saw Zhang Jiaohua, he couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive, and was in a daze. A burly body came out from behind Zhang Jiaohua. As soon as Zhang Yuanbao rushed out, he pushed hard on Ma Sibao, directly overthrowing the dazed Ma Sibao to the ground.

Ma Sibao seemed to be stunned, but in fact he was looking at Zhang Jiaohua with some fear in his eyes. After what happened last time, he deeply understood how powerful Zhang Jiaohua is. Zhang Yuanbao thought Ma Sibao was frightened by him. He clapped his hands proudly, turned his head and said to Zhang Jiaohua, "Jiaohua, if this guy dares to bully you in the future, just tell me. Let me see how I deal with him."

Zhang Yuanbao was fat and strong, but he was actually just a hypocrite and didn't have much strength. It was all because of the inertia of his fat body and Ma Sibao's lack of precautions that he succeeded. Otherwise, how could he have a chance?

The mute was very surprised that Zhang Yuanbao helped Zhang Jiaohua so much, "Why has this guy changed his sex now? Didn't he often bully you before?"

Zhang Jiaohua scratched his head, "How do I know?"

When Ma Lisong came to the school, he saw the kids gathered around again, and immediately shouted, "What are you doing? Are you going to rebel? Liu Gusheng, it's you again! Today you go to the ping-pong table and give me a step. I didn't tell you to come down, so don't come down!"

The fart kids who formed a pile dispersed in a rush. Liu Gusheng didn't feel ashamed at all, instead he stepped onto the ping pong table in one stride, and took a stride on the ping pong table. This guy is also too proactive, and he is as excited as a chicken blood, which makes Principal Ma feel uncomfortable. Principal Ma immediately went to the office and took out his pointer. A stick was drawn towards Liu Gusheng's buttocks.

"You are made to stride, not squatting on the ping pong table in the toilet!"

This time, Liu Gusheng quit, "That's what Master taught."

"If I say you're wrong, then I'm wrong. I'm the principal, not your master!" Another stick was thrown, and Principal Ma didn't worry about his parents coming to criticize him for corporal punishment. When Meizi’ao’s parents send their children here, they always take the initiative to sign a verbal agreement that humiliates the country, “Teacher, you can beat my child. If you beat me, I’ll pour you water and wash your hands.”

What kind of parents are these? Are they really picked-up children?

Liu Gusheng is also stubborn, "Principal Ma, you don't know martial arts, how do you know that my horse stance is wrong?"